ancientnames:

t-60d:

scottbaiowulf:

gbcolor:

gbcolor:

zegalba:

Alpine lotus leaf flower

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

will-of-this-heart:

ryebreadgf:

manywinged:

manywinged:

yeah sorry i just don’t think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

badgerpunk:

fuzzystims:

magnets and an old mac classic

your killing her

no its like cunnilingus

fuckingtiredbitch:

tytoalbion:

biglawbear:

expensivemagiccc:

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours

thevastnessof:

if only everyone could know that zuko is a prodigy like his sister, unfortunately his special talent is called “breaking and entering” and he can’t tell anyone about that

kidovna:

obsessed with Her.